Helge Schneider 2022

welcome to the future!

When the virus and its mutants are defeated, HELGE SCHNEIDER will really turn up the heat again!
MOPPELCHEN MUST HOP!

While the others are already with one foot in the living room in front of the TV, tucking into a bottle of beer to watch football or Donna Leon, THE RUBY RED HOLLOWSTORK is cleaning out his garage and putting his organ in the trailer!
"Pension? Don't know it!" (says the BLONDE HASHDAG KIKI!)
The 65-year-old (looks 12!) with the brain of a gorilla literally snaps when asked about his "well-deserved rest" after countless concert tours! "STUFFED KNOW-IT-ALLS!"

His face speaks volumes. (And indeed all the volumes of Brockhaus. )
There is no superstar on our planet who is as exceptionally well-read as Helge Schneider! (TRUE LOVE = LAFF THROUGH AND THROUGH!)
"I read everything! Whether wine or apples. And in between "SCHLEIFSPUREN AUF DEM TEPPICH", my favourite book!
That's enough to measure me against today's BILLARD STANDARD!"

The entertainer and multi-instrumentalist (normal health insurance patient with additional insurance!) can be seen with his band THE HELGES in almost all cities: "I'M LOOKING FOR YOU! LOL!" WGIDD!!!!!

Respectfully:
Helge Schneider